Guilty
no you don’t fucking understand
my mother makes fun of me every single fucking day because i never learned how to pronounce “infirmary”, “invalid”, “mischievous”, “naivety”, “tousled”, or “macabre”
IT’S LITERALLY THE WORST THING BECAUSE EVERYONE THINKS YOU’RE AN IDIOT BUT NOBODY USES THE DAMN WORDS AROUND YOU SO YOU NEVER KNOW HOW THEY’RE SAID
^ THIS JUST ABOUT SUMS UP MY WHOLE LIFE
I pronounced “apprentice” as “ap-REE-shee-ant” for like half my life.
is nobody gonna mention “chaos” OR SHOULD I SAY “CHA O’s”
fucking lapels man or mAYBE “LAY-PELS”
THIS IS MY #1 PROBLEM EVER
Also names, OH THE NAMES!
can I just HERMIONE
I felt like such an idiot when I watched the films.
(aLSO CHIRON)
“What do you mean it’s ‘in-VIN-tory’ it’s ‘invent-ory’”
MY LIFE
SOMEONE FINALLY UNDERSTANDS
ABOUT 15,000 SOMEONES
Do you mean the Penelope is not pronounced PEN E LOPE? It sure looks like it.
What about Phoebe? FO-EEB? No? Who the hell would have guessed FEE BEE?
Definitely My Life. Also, my best friend mentioned that she thought Chaos and KAY-OS were two separate words for most of her childhood.
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Dare to be foolish.
Terri Windling, on her blog (via jaimecallahan)
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If Westeros had a picture book to teach preschoolers the house sigils and words, Eric Carle would write and illustrate it. Inspired by Brown Bear, Brown Bear, What Do You See?
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